Funny Google Maps Photos of North Korea
EVER WONDERED what the food is like in North Korea? Googling it won't help.
A Google Maps search for nearby restaurants in the nation's capital Pyongyang throws up hundreds of fake reviews left by online pranksters – and they're hilarious.
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The rib-tickling comments shared on restaurant listings throw shade at despot Kim Jong-un and poke fun at his oppressive regime.
Here are some of the funniest posts that probably won't come in handy if you're ever in need of a bite to eat in North Korea.
Chongryu Restaurant, 3.0 stars, 116 reviews
"Ni HAO Kailan, loved the food but the shouting of SUPREME LEADER every five seconds really turned me away from this place. HI KIM!" – Ian Byers, 5-stars.
"The food sucked, the staff was creepy and I got arrested for letting the waitress eat poor thing looked like she was starving. Oh no the guards found out I am texting FML." – Jeremy Capps, 1-star.
"The ambience was wonderful. The sulphur smelling food appeared to be small brown sausage pastries with slight pinch of corn.
"The yellow salty liquid drink was very refreshing though a bit flat. The main course tasted very gamy and beef like - the chef seems to have drawn picture of a heart and what appears to be a name across it.
"The cardboard cutout window appeared almost real. I could have sworn I heard screaming on the other side followed by sudden silence. This shows dedication to their cooking, similar to Chef Ramsey." – 5-stars, Vincevega0.
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Potongmun Restaurant, 3.6 stars, 15 reviews
"Best restaurant in world! Happy shiney people! Big smiles everywhere :0) Lots of happy customers. Such good food. 100 times better than best French restaurant! Disclaimer: dessert comes with sprinkling of nerve agent if 5 star review not given." – 5-stars, Daniel Peters.
"Fresh fish straight out of the Potong River. The cook sends small children to the river once you order. Within minutes the children return with your fresh catch. Every fish come with a realistic mask of Kim Jong Un. It's freaky delicious!" – 3-Stars, Mr Altemose.
Azure Restaurant, 3.4 stars, 70 reviews
"1.The waiters were very soft-spoken - I think they haven't eaten in days.
"2. The atmosphere was warm - No electricity after 6pm so they had to burn coal.
"3. The entertainment was smoking - TV was broadcasting live missile launch.
"4. The food was succulent - Never knew a cactus is juicy inside.
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"Highly recommended for organic food with zero carbon footprint!" – 5-stars, WP Tan.
"French Onion Soup was good, my Lemonade was derived from the Supreme Leader's p**s. My problem was that the missle (sic!) launching (great live entertainment) was a wee loud. My ears were almost blown off." – 4-stars, woewoe woewoe.
Mangyondae 1,000 Seat Restaurant, 3.3 stars, 49 reviews
"Don't let the name deceive you as you might expect large crowds. That is not the case. We were each seated at our very own table and enjoyed a large spoonful of rice and a small delightful sip of nearly clear water to wash it down. So very generous..." – 5-stars, Patrick Jarvis.
"Every time I visit Pyongyang I have to stop by this lovely place to have dinner with 999 of my closest friends." – 5-stars, Tim Joseph.
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Taedonggang Diplomatic Club, 3.4 stars, 52 reviews
"Amazing almost got arrested for trying to order a hamburger" – 5-stars, Aleksa Komatina.
"If your food gets cold, they'll nuke it for you..." – 5-stars, Bas Grootens.
"I always order "cooked meal #6" but one day they screwed up my order and gave me "cooked meal #3". of course they looked the same but they tasted different. I asked mr. laborer #2 to give me "cooked meal #6", but he called his manager and now im (sic!) on my way to "Work camp #4"." – 1-star, Eclipse.
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